Name: World's Most Dad
Duration: P00H02M58S
Description: In this one I'm giving unsolicited parenting advice. If I had to guess I'd say about 90% of such advice is unsolicited, but this is in the 4% of that chunk that's been put to music. Bon appetit.

World's Most Dad

from Big Kick EP by Broad-Shouldered Baby

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In this one I'm giving unsolicited parenting advice. If I had to guess I'd say about 90% of such advice is unsolicited, but this is in the 4% of that chunk that's been put to music. Bon appetit.

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Give the dog a weird name
So your future kids' emails are safe
Protecting passwords
In an unconventional way
They'll thank you for that

Lay their clothes out nine years in advance
Consistency will breed
A timeliness that feeds the list
Of days they won't be late for
I digress
They'll thank you for that
World's most dad

It's not overthinking if it leaves you feeling prepared
It's the path less trodden
Doesn't mean it isn't there
If I had to weigh in, to give my advice
It would be two-pronged
And it would sound a little something like

All that it comes down to in the end is
Don't punch a monkey puzzle
Don't eat out of the bin
Heed this or you'll suffer from two ailments
Bloody knuckles and food poisoning
All that it comes down to in the end is
Don't punch a monkey puzzle
Don't eat out of the bin
Heed this or you'll suffer from two ailments
Bloody knuckles and food poisoning

They might thank you for that
World's most dad
World's most dad
World's most dad

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from Big Kick EP, released September 11, 2023
Written and recorded by Tom Fraser
Mastered by Lewis Holmes (Boneslinger)

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Broad-Shouldered Baby Glasgow, UK

The sporadic solo project of Tom Fraser, aged 29, just over 6 foot tall.

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